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Mine, all mine

So, no trick-or-treaters this year. Could mean a lot of things, among them:

  1. Children's parents told them to stay away from my house.
  2. The house is grim, foreboding, and scary all on its own.
  3. It's so difficult to get to my house, nobody made it.

I'm pretty comfortable with these things. Here it comes: stay off my lawn.