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Pee time is me time.

I make it a point not to talk to people in the bathroom. Ever. Sometimes people will try to start a conversation. I usually try to shut them down the best that I can. This is because I'm of the opinion that I'm in there for a reason. And that is to get rid of waste. And I don't want anything to distract me from my dire purpose. For is there really anything that one can say in the bathroom that can't wait until it can be said out of the bathroom? I think not.

To further my point, here's a conversation overheard while in the bathroom this morning:

Guy #1: [to Guy #1, upon entering the bathroom] "You can't do that!"
Guy #2: "Can't do what?"
Guy #1: "Pee!"
Guy #2: "Well, I'm gonna."
Guy #1: "Well, alright."
Guy #2: "Here it comes... I'm the bearer of the golden ring!"

Just: what?