Escape Characters

In-a-ppropriate

Coworker 1: "Dude, [Coworker 2], if you want to pick up chicks, you gotta head down to the Catholic church when they're passing out the wine and crackers."
Coworker 2: "Yeah, I don't think they serve enough wine. 'Keep Jesus comin'!'"
Josh: (quietly) "'Hey baby, want to transubstantiate something else?'"
Coworker 1: "Wow, Josh, whipping out the weekend humor."

I feel bad about it now.