It's 2008, seriously
Countergirl: "So your total will be $6.99 and I'll have to have you sign this after a moment while it goes through."
Josh: "Ok then." (Moments go by while the credit card machine does its thing.)
Countergirl: "So how are you doing today?"
Josh: "I'm doing pretty decent...about as well as the last time we were at this juncture."
Countergirl: (confused look)
Josh: "We had this same conversation about a month ago. You guys need to get a new credit card system."
Countergirl: "..."
Josh: "Sorry, I don't mean to be creepy."
Countergirl: "It's Ok, sir, your order number is 106."
Hitting Schlotzsky's today at lunch.
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