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• 25 February 2008

I saw a Bronco with neon lights on its running boards today. I don't recommend this. These cars are the protohumans to our homo sapien. They were not meant to be "pimped," or really even improved upon in any way shape or form. Give this noble breed the noble retirement it deserves.

• (written around 22.6 years old)

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