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A conversation at work.

Coworker 1: "Yeah, so I'm over behind [Coworker 3] now."
Coworker 2: "You mean, near [Coworker 3]?"
Coworker 1: "No, I mean, behind [Coworker 3]"
Coworker 2: "Well, what cubicle are you sitting in?"
Coworker 1: "The one behind [Coworker 3]."
Coworker 2: "But that's [Coworker 4]'s desk.
Josh: "I think I've heard this comedy routine before."
Coworker 1: "What?"
Josh: "You know, like, 'Who's on first?'"
Coworker 1: "Oh, right. So I'm behind [Coworker 3]. [Coworker 4] moved downstairs."
Coworker 2: "Oh."

I do better when I keep to myself.